My email to Titi

So I’m at Punta Del Diablo right now, which i think is the cutest place I have ever been to in my life! I love love love love love it. This is the kind of place i want to be in when i get sick of corporate life and want to escape from the world.

Also I am taking time to pray for your salvation. During your stay here, you must have sinned much. I swear almost every guy i see here walked right straight out of a poster or a movie. SERIOUSLY?! WTF?! Whats with the gorgeous face with the perfect hair with a kickass body?!?! I’m depress. My body is disgusting. I’m heading to the gym the moment i get back to New York. And get my hair done. And some plastic surgery. Hehe… 

Sigh. The girls. meh. I think im not that into latin american girls. Although there are some racial ambiguous ones that are gorgeous… like my room mate the other day. :D Although i have to say most of them have really good boobs. And ass. 

Derrick